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Stainless steel oval shaped carabiner. Made to attach your accessories, such as the Parabar, Torque Strap and handles, securely and safely to pulley machines & resistance bands.
Features:
- Rust resistant
- Made from high grade stainless steel
- Can be used with pulley machines & resistance bands
**Please ensure the carabiner is fully secured before use**
Please note that the application fee is non-refundable.
In the event that your application is rejected and you decide to reapply, the fee will need to be paid again.
Introducing the FP Roller: Unleash the Power of Precision Recovery
Elevate your recovery game with the Functional Patterns Roller – the ultimate companion to your wellness journey. Carefully crafted to complement the Functional Patterns philosophy, this roller isn't just a tool; it's your key to unlocking the full potential of your body.
Key Features:
- Perfect Dimensions: With a diameter of 6.8 cm (2.7 in) and a length of 45.7 cm (18 in), the FP Roller is meticulously designed to provide targeted and effective myofascial release for every inch of your body.
- Feather-light Yet Sturdy: Weighing only 290 g (10.2 oz), this roller is your lightweight, on-the-go solution to muscle recovery. Its hard PVC tube, coated in smooth EVA foam, strikes the perfect balance between durability and comfort.
Why Choose the FP Roller?
- Versatile Application: Whether you're an elite athlete or just starting your fitness journey, the FP Roller is versatile enough to cater to your unique recovery needs. From post-workout soreness to everyday muscle tightness, this roller has you covered.
- Effortless Portability: Compact and lightweight, the FP Roller is your go-anywhere recovery companion. Toss it in your gym bag or keep it at your desk for instant relief whenever you need it.
Location: Las Vegas, Nevada
Date: April 17th - 20th 2025
Instructor: Pablo Martin & John Nielson
Price: $5,500
** This course is now sold out **
Location: Las Vegas, Nevada
Date: August 21st - 24th 2025
Instructor: Pablo Martin & John Nielson
Price: $5,500
** This course is now sold out **
Location: Las Vegas, Nevada
Date: February 1st - 4th 2025
Instructor: Pablo Martin & John Nielson
Price: $5,500
** This course is now sold out **
Location: Las Vegas, USA
Date: 5th- 8th June, 2025
Instructor: Naudi Aguilar
Price: $5500
** This course is now sold out **
Extend your HBS certification for 18 months. The 18 months start on the day your existing certification expires.
Location: Las Vegas
Date: To Be Confirmed
Instructor: John Nielson & Pablo Martin
Contact: hbscourse@functionalpatterns.com
Attendee prerequisite: Completion of the Human Foundations Course
Apply now to be added to our waiting list and avoid disappointment!
Extend your HF certification for 18 months. The 18 months start on the day your existing certification expires.
Location: Austin, Texas
Date: September 12th - 14th 2025
Time: 8am – 2pm
Price: $1,850 USD
Prerequisite: Completed 10 week online program
Contact: hfcourse@functionalpatterns.com
Instructor: Pablo Martin
Località: Catania, Italia
Date : 14 - 16 Noviembre 2025
Orari: 9:00 - 15:00
Costo: €1,450 Euro
Prerequisito: Completamento del 10 week program
Contatto: martino@functionalpatterns.com
Istruttore: Martino Polizzi
* Insegnato in italiano *
Location: Las Vegas, Nevada
Date: March 7th - 9th 2025
Time: 9am – 3pm
Price: $1850 USD
Prerequisite: Completed 10 week online program
Contact: hfcourse@functionalpatterns.com
Instructor: John Nielson
** This course is now sold out **
Location: London, United Kingdom
Date: March 1st - 3rd 2025
Time: 8am – 2pm
Price: $1850 USD
Prerequisite: Completed 10 week online program
Contact: hfcourse@functionalpatterns.com
Instructor: Sol Pattni
** This course is now sold out **
Ubicación: Madrid, España
Fecha: 24 - 26 de Octubre de 2025
Horario: 9am - 3:30pm
Precio: €1,450
Requisito previo: Programa Online de 10 Semanas Completado
Contacto: Spain@functionalpatterns.com
Instructores: Jose Rodriguez & Guillermo Cahian
* Impartido en español *
Location: Melbourne, Australia
Date: March 28th - 30th, 2025
Time: 9am – 3pm
Price: $1,850 USD
Prerequisite: Completed 10 week online program
Contact: hfcourse@functionalpatterns.com
Instructor: Fiachra Eviston & Louis Ellery
Location: Miami, Florida
Date: January 24th - 26th 2025
Time: 9am – 3pm
Price: $1850 USD
Prerequisite: Completed 10 week online program
Contact: hfcourse@functionalpatterns.com
Instructor: John Nielson
** This course is now sold out **
Location: New York, New York
Date: May 2nd - 4th, 2025
Time: 8am – 2pm
Price: $1,850 USD
Prerequisite: Completed 10 week online program
Contact: hfcourse@functionalpatterns.com
Instructor: Pablo Martin
* * This course is now sold-out **
Location: Oakland, California
Date: December 1st - 3rd, 2023
Time: 9am – 3pm
Price: $1,850 USD
Prerequisite: Completed 10 week online program
Contact: hfcourse@functionalpatterns.com
Instructor: John Nielsen
** This course is now sold out **
Location: Phuket, Thailand
Date: April 4th - 6th 2025
Time: 9.30am – 3.30pm
Price: $1500 USD
Prerequisite: Completed 10 week online program
Contact: hfcourse@functionalpatterns.com
Instructor: Sol Pattni
Miesto: Piestany, Slovensko
Dátum: 26. - 28. September 2025
Čas: 8:00 – 14:00
Cena: $1650 USD
Prerekvizita: Ukončený 10 week online program
Kontakt: hfcourse@functionalpatterns.com
Inštruktor: Peter Tibensky
* Vedené v Slovenčine *
Local: São Paulo, Brazil
Data: 4 a 6 de Abril de 2025
Horário: Dia 4: Das 13h as 17h, Dias 5 e 6: das 8:30 as 15:30
Pré-requisito: Curso Online de 10 Semanas Concluído
Contato: cursos@functionalpatterns.com.
Instrutores: Lucas Hoffmeister
* This course is now sold out *
Location: South Bay, California
Date: July 11th - 13th, 2025
Time: 8am – 2pm
Price: $1,850 USD
Prerequisite: Completed 10 week online program
Contact: hfcourse@functionalpatterns.com
Instructor: John Nielson
Location: Sydney, Australia
Date: June 19th - 21st 2025
Time: 9am – 3pm
Price: $1,850 USD
Pre-requisite: Completed 10 wk online program
Contact: hfcourse@functionalpatterns.com
Instructor: Shannon Hegarty
Location: Toronto, Canada
Date: July 11th - 13th 2025
Time: 8:00am – 2:00pm
Price: $1,850 USD
Prerequisite: Completed 10 week online program
Contact: hfcourse@functionalpatterns.com
Instructor: Pablo Martin
Human Optimization Bundle includes the following three products at a discounted price. You will have access to the content for 365 days from the date you start each course!
- The 10-Week Online Program
- The Functional Training System
- The Power of Posture E-Book
Introducing the Functional Patterns Massage Cane: Revolutionize Your Myofascial Release Journey
Unlock the secret to pain-free living with our state-of-the-art Massage Cane, meticulously designed to complement the renowned Functional Patterns 10-week program. Crafted with precision and innovation, this isn't just a massage tool – it's your gateway to a life of functional movement and unparalleled relief.
Key Features:
- Height Matters: At 63.8 cm (25.1 in), our Massage Cane is the perfect length to target those hard-to-reach areas with ease.
- Versatile Ball Attachments: The top two ball attachments, each 2 cm (0.8 in), combined with the bottom single ball attachment of 3.3 cm (1.3 in) diameter, provide a varied and effective approach to myofascial release.
- Balanced Weight: Weighing in at 1.2 kg (43.6 oz), our Massage Cane strikes the perfect balance between portability and sturdiness, ensuring a seamless massage experience.
- Premium Materials: Engineered from a hard nylon cane with a silicone sleeve on the curved part, our Massage Cane is not just a tool; it's a testament to quality and durability.
Why Choose the Functional Patterns Massage Cane?
- Tailored for Success: Designed specifically with the Functional Patterns 10-week program in mind, our Massage Cane seamlessly integrates into your fitness routine, enhancing the effectiveness of every movement.
- Targeted Relief: Say goodbye to persistent aches and pains. The precise engineering of our Massage Cane allows you to target and alleviate tension in your muscles and fascia, promoting better mobility and flexibility.
- Unmatched Comfort: The silicone sleeve on the curved part of the cane ensures a comfortable grip, making your myofascial release sessions enjoyable and effective.
Official Functional Patterns Brochure template file for our certified HBS Practitioners. Once you have made a purchase log back into Functionalpatterns.app and the download option will be available.
Humans have a biomechanical blueprint primarily catered towards standing and moving in a bipedal fashion (on two feet).
Besides breathing, it is quite likely that standing and walking are the most common actions done by humans on a daily basis.
This is the foundation we must work around if we expect to come to a definitive conclusion of conditioning a human body towards its biological strengths.
Since standing upright is the fundamental element that shapes us as the human species, it has to be the base point of efficiency for any sustainable training system.
Through my experience working with all types of individuals young and old, I have found that optimizing the standing position is the root of developing effective movement patterns, which in turn sets the foundation up for a neurologically and physiologically healthy human being.
After the standing position has been mastered to its fullest extent, the tasks of bending down to lift, squatting deeply, jumping, twisting, and throwing, along with many other bodily actions become streamlined almost automatically.
Once this Human Foundation of efficient posture is wired in, the body becomes immediately more adaptable because it is operating efficiently from its biological base point.
Every training system I have witnessed has failed to set up a foundation based around human biological sustainability.
We are constantly sold on ideas that make promises but fail to deliver results that can last for a lifetime.
It is the lack of knowledge from these fitness "gurus" that has been leading people down the path of self destruction.
Injuries, pain, lack of energy, along with many other imbalances found in human beings can and will be re-enforced by a system that is flawed at a foundation.
Their failure to understand the nuances of what shapes human biology is what makes their training system at their core, completely unsustainable.
Standing efficiently in an upright manner is the ultimate foundation to work from if we can expect to live pain free, perform optimally, maintain our metabolism, exude confidence, manage stress, elevate libido, and down right just plain be healthy.
I wrote this book for the purpose of explaining the nucleus of my entire training system, so that anyone can master the foundations of efficient movement that will transfer to a lifetime of vitality!
This book is in PDF format and is not able to be printed, or viewed on Kindle.
Are you in pain and uncertain on how to manage it?
You might want to check your posture.
Posture is quite possibly the most underrated yet most influential aspect of health and pain management.
Posture is the foundation of efficiency the human body must have if we expect to live pain free.
This e-book is in a PDF format and is not able to be printed, or viewed on Kindle.
Presenting our New FP Innovations Regen Trainer!
Two arms are better than one… Times that by THREE Regen Trainers to choose from: Large, Medium, and Small.
Choose your size, and decide the mount option installed on your machine. Comes equipped with a standard floor wall mount, OR upgrade to the MobilityBase (+ $350.00 USD). Pick the option and sizes that work best for you and your space!
Please keep in mind that the functionality of all the machines is the same. Only the sizes and cable length are different! Be sure to check the dimensions out below for reference.
*Please Note: Barbell plates are not included with the purchase of this machine. Requires Olympic barbell plates that use 2-inch (50mm) center holes to add resistance to the cable machine. *MAX LOAD: 265lbs. *Warranty: Structure: 5 years. Pulleys, cables and other parts: 6 months. Does not cover accidental damage!
Return Policy:
Return within 30 days and we will refund you fully for the machine. Shipping costs are non-refundable, and all return costs must be covered by the customer. In the case of a full refund, the cost of the product itself will be fully refunded, except for the costs of shipping. Once we receive the machine back, an inspection will be done on the machine. Any notable damage of the machine incurred from improper re-packaging during the return transit may be deducted from your return amount, so please take care in properly re-packaging the machine and take photos of its condition for your records prior to organizing its return. If you'd like to get started on a return, please email us for instructions.
Click here for dimensions with base
Click here for dimensions without base
Presenting our New FP Innovations Regen Trainer!
Two arms are better than one… Times that by THREE Regen Trainers to choose from: Large, Medium, and Small.
Choose your size, and decide the mount option installed on your machine. Comes equipped with a standard floor wall mount, OR upgrade to the MobilityBase (+ $350.00 USD). Pick the option and sizes that work best for you and your space!
Please keep in mind that the functionality of all the machines is the same. Only the sizes and cable length are different! Be sure to check the dimensions out below for reference.
*Please Note: Barbell plates are not included with the purchase of this machine. Requires Olympic barbell plates that use 2-inch (50mm) center holes to add resistance to the cable machine. *MAX LOAD: 265lbs. *Warranty: Structure: 5 years. Pulleys, cables and other parts: 6 months. Does not cover accidental damage!
Return Policy:
Return within 30 days and we will refund you fully for the machine. Shipping costs are non-refundable, and all return costs must be covered by the customer. In the case of a full refund, the cost of the product itself will be fully refunded, except for the costs of shipping. Once we receive the machine back, an inspection will be done on the machine. Any notable damage of the machine incurred from improper re-packaging during the return transit may be deducted from your return amount, so please take care in properly re-packaging the machine and take photos of its condition for your records prior to organizing its return. If you'd like to get started on a return, please email us for instructions.
Click here for dimensions with base
Click here for dimensions without base
***Please ensure you use your 10 Week Online Program Email when purchasing this product so that your access is automatically loaded to your account
Renew or extend your access to the 10 Week Online Program by 365 days.
***Please ensure you use your Functional Training System Email when purchasing this product so that your access is automatically loaded to your account
Renew or extend your access to the Functional Training System by 365 days.
Introducing the RG Bar™
The ultimate tool to building the rawest form of functional strength you can achieve. Made to be used as an accessory for pulley machines.
Features:
- High-grade aluminum parts
- Indented handles to allow for extra grip
- Carabiner included securing your RG Bar to a pulley machine
- Rotary handle function to allow your wrists to move freely during use
Dimensions
- Length end to end: 127 cm (50 in)
- Handle thickness: 32 mm (1.3 in)
- Weight: 1.7 kg (3.7 lbs)
**We note our patent pending product was made with a specific design, so we do highly recommend purchasing our RG Bar™ tutorials along with this product so you can learn how to use the product correctly and as intended**.
Proven to help alleviate common postural dysfunctions
The Functional Patterns 10 Week Online Program will reprogram the way you move down to an unconscious level, addressing the fundamental reasons you likely feel pain in the first place.
- 99 Instructional videos
- Over 47 techniques
- 12 hours of video content
- 3 phases of training
- Spanish, Portuguese, Italian, German and English Subtitles
- Unlimited access for 365 days
The best part about Functional Patterns is that the results last over the long haul. Although there are many things that separate FP from the rest in the field, the most impactful is that our results stick!
Proven to help alleviate common postural dysfunctions
The Functional Patterns 10 Week Online Program will reprogram the way you move down to an unconscious level, addressing the fundamental reasons you likely feel pain in the first place.
- 99 Instructional videos
- Over 47 techniques
- 12 hours of video content
- 3 phases of training
- Spanish, Portuguese, Italian, German and English Subtitles
- Unlimited access for 365 days
The best part about Functional Patterns is that the results last over the long haul. Although there are many things that separate FP from the rest in the field, the most impactful is that our results stick!
