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10 Week Online Program
At-Home Video Course
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The 10-Week Online Program

The 10-Week Online Program

$158 $197.49with code LABOR20
  • Reset your body
  • Improve spinal posture
  • Move with less pain

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Your joints will thank you.

This course for anyone that's looking to get out of pain and move better.

  • Over the course of 10 weeks of video instruction, you’ll develop the skills to release your body, improve your spinal posture, and build functional muscle.

    You’ll receive instant access via email after purchase.

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Real Results

Real people who train and recover with Functional Patterns.
Ismael, 37 — Firefighter. Gained 20+ lbs of muscle, eliminated pain, and improved sprint mechanics.

Ismael, 37 — Firefighter. Gained 20+ lbs of muscle, eliminated pain, and improved sprint mechanics.

Kayla, 36 — Hair Stylist. Reduced pain from 9/10 to near zero; now works full days pain-free.

Kayla, 36 — Hair Stylist. Reduced pain from 9/10 to near zero; now works full days pain-free.

George, 64 — Retired. Eliminated back and knee pain, improved posture, and lost weight.

George, 64 — Retired. Eliminated back and knee pain, improved posture, and lost weight.

Brian, 26 — Student / Athlete. Chronic lower back pain (8/10) to pain-free, with better posture and coordination.

Brendan, 41 — IT Technician. Eliminated chronic pain and sciatica; moves with better energy and resilience.

Christiane, 70 — Eliminated chronic back pain and reliance on medication; improved alignment and mobility.